Everyday we are told to take responsibility for our actions.

You are the controllers of your own Destiny, You can do anything you choose, you have the Power etc.

But this one takes the cake for responsible for your actions.

I truly dont know how authentic it is or isnt, but it is does show an interesting and strange series of events.

Please read it through, and let me know what you think Murder or Suicide?

Economic  Models explained with Cows - 2008  update

• SOCIALISM

You  have 2 cows.
You give one to your  neighbour.

• COMMUNISM

You  have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

• FASCISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

• NAZISM

You  have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

• BUREAUCRATISM

You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and  then throws the milk away…

• TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

• SURREALISM

You have  two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons

• ENRON  VENTURE CAPITALISM

You have two cows.
You sell three of them to  your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your  brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an  associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a  tax exemption for five cows.

The milk rights of the six cows are  transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven  cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company  owns eight cows, with an option on one more.

You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you  with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public  then buys your bull.

• AN AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, and force theother  to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to  analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

• A FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike, organise a  riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

• A JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are  one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty
times the  milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and  market it worldwide.

• A GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live  for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

• AN ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

• AN INDIAN  CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You worship  them.

• A RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have  five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You  count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows  and open another bottle of vodka.

• A SWISS CORPORATION

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You  charge the owners for storing them.

• A CHINESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine  productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real  situation.

• A BRITISH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
One is  mad the other has foot and mouth.

• AN IRAQI CORPORATION

Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them  that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the **** out  of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at  least now you are part of Democracy….

• AN  AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

• A NEW  ZEALAND CORPORATION

You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

These are so very clever.

And Proves some people have way to much time on their hands. I seriously have no idea what goes through some peoples head to possess them to say to themselves… I know I am going to make a fairy house out of an egg shell… and then sit down and actually do it….

But they are clever never the less…. enjoy

Suicide Orange

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Musical Interluded

Hmmm Cabbage

Fruit Fly

Just cute

House Keeping

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